Your New Self Proclaimed President

Since this seems to be how we’re doing things now, I too would like to declare voting invalid and proclaim myself The Self Proclaimed President of USA Inc.

My first act as your new, fresh, and lightly misted Self Proclaimed President is a stimulus package. Let’s get America back to the hard work of building gullotines!

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